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the only good beer is

sickomobb:

water

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

unimpressedcats:

hmm i’m not sure just give me a second to think about thi….
NGHARRNGHARRNGHARR GIMME DE BROCCOLI 

unimpressedcats:

hmm i’m not sure just give me a second to think about thi….

NGHARRNGHARRNGHARR GIMME DE BROCCOLI 

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

pinkfled:

Jim Morrison sitted on the floor while at a concert in Germany, 1968

pinkfled:

Jim Morrison sitted on the floor while at a concert in Germany, 1968

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