and the lord said to john, come forth and receive eternal life, but john came fifth and received a toaster
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
"We had no closure" is even better.
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer
w/e good night losers
Who da friikk added me on snapchat. I know it was one of you fuckers